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ParadoxComic
ParadoxComic, October 22nd, 2014, 10:59 pm ( Reply )
I know you don't care but I'm trying a low-carb diet and I want to kill everything.

Why are the best foods full of carbs.

Why.

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Kia (Guest), October 22nd, 2014, 11:04 pm ( Reply )
@ParadoxComic: because carbs are delicious
Akamar (Guest), October 22nd, 2014, 11:12 pm ( Reply )
@Kia: They are delicious. -_-
Kira (Guest), October 22nd, 2014, 11:14 pm ( Reply )
Complex Carbs -> Simple Sugars -> Glucose -> Easiest molecule for the body to break down into energy (ATP).

...but essentially, your body is programmed to have a strong desire for those sugars in order to have the most efficient source of energy available. Since we're no longer running rampant in the wild, sort of a problem for the modern day human.

And this has been a needlessly overdone memo brought to you by: Someone who knows too much junk.
Slayah, October 23rd, 2014, 12:46 am ( Reply )
Candy generally isn't carbs right? Neither is booze. Experiment to see how long you retain basic motor functions on a diet of gummy worms and vodka.
Breathing.. Hard..
FinnyFopps (Guest), October 23rd, 2014, 4:46 am ( Reply )
@Slayah: I did a spit take with blue Mountain Dew, thank you.
If only I liked gummy worms...
Person (Guest), October 23rd, 2014, 1:37 pm ( Reply )
Low carb diet is actually I know something a bit about. Try looking up Paleo dessert recipes. Almond flour will be your new friend. Also, there's some pretty good black bean pasta out there. It's mostly protein and a tiny amount of carbs. There's lots of resources out there. Good luck.
Foodstuffs
\\ (Guest), October 23rd, 2014, 4:59 pm ( Reply )
Calories are units of flavor.
Carbs are units of happiness.
Fat is a unit of regrets per comfort.
api (Guest), October 27th, 2014, 4:06 pm ( Reply )
@Slayah: if you eat it and it makes energy, there's 3 options.
If it's not fat or protein, it's a carb. Gummy worms and vodka would make for a typical alcoholic diet of nothing but carbs T_T. And cause ridiculous neurological dysfunction. :P
lisanaffziger
lisanaffziger, June 30th, 2015, 12:52 pm ( Reply )
Such a cool way of long-distance communication!